Avast ye, all who enter here!

Beware me hearties, for beyond these pages lies a dark and dangerous place where light filters through like we be swimmin 20 leagues under the sea.

Forsake thee, those who sign up to sail the Desert Seas with this scurvy crew of untamed curs, thy future. For we be ready to set sail, and what lays ahead might just change the way yer squarmy little live mean to ya!

Yers truly,

Capt'n Moab